I Can Wine All I Want I’m Retired Unisex T-Shirt

Description

The pun and the privilege arriving in the very same sentence. Retirement’s genuine central benefit, stated without apology, for someone who has earned the right to make that joke on repeat.

This t-shirt that say I Can Wine All I Want I’m Retired is everything you’ve dreamed of and more for your retirement plan. So wine up and wine all day. This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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