This Vodka Tastes Like I’m Not Going To Work Tomorrow T-Shirt

Description

“This vodka tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow” is a tasting note and a forecast in one line. It is the shirt for the friend who orders the second round before the first one lands, and who has a suspiciously specific cough by 8 a.m.

The retro print in teal and orange sits on a soft unisex tee that works for men and women. Wear it to a birthday, a bachelorette weekend or any Thursday that is starting to feel like a Friday. There is a matching tequila version if you are buying for two.

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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center