First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things. Coffee mug
From $21.00
The correct order of operations, stated plainly. Deviating from it has never once worked.
Description
First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things. It is the only morning routine that has ever worked, printed on a mug so nobody asks you a question before the first cup is finished.
The ceramic mug comes in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes and is dishwasher and microwave safe. Keep it at your desk as a polite warning, or give it to the coworker who should not be spoken to before 9 a.m.
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• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Additional information
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