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Coffee Made Me Do It! Coffee Mug
From $21.00A pre-emptive excuse for whatever happens after cup two. Blame the beans.

That Smile T-Shirt
$33.95Simple, warm, and the least complicated thing in the catalogue. Sometimes that is the entire point.

Wanna hear a joke? Decaf. Coffee/Tea Mug
From $21.00The shortest joke in the cupboard, and the cruellest. For purists who consider decaf a personal insult.
- When Someone Tells Me I look familiar, I tell them, “I do porn.” T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

When Someone Tells Me I look familiar, I tell them, “I do porn.” T-Shirt
$33.95A conversation ender with no survivors. Wear it somewhere you will not have to explain yourself.

X Eyes with a Wink Smiley Face T-Shirt
$33.95Cheerful and slightly unwell, which describes most people by Wednesday. Reads well from a distance.

First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things. Coffee mug
From $21.00The correct order of operations, stated plainly. Deviating from it has never once worked.

You Can All Come Out Now… I’ve Had My Coffee T-Shirt
From $26.95The all-clear siren. Household members may now resume normal activity.

In my defense, I was left unsupervised T-Shirt
From $26.95The universal explanation. Covers everything from the haircut to the purchase history.
- Shhh… Funny Coffee Mug – Sarcastic ‘Not a Morning Person’ Gift for Introverts to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Shhh… Funny Coffee Mug – Sarcastic ‘Not a Morning Person’ Gift for Introverts
From $21.00Fill lines down the side tell people when they may talk to you: “shhh…” at the top, “not yet…” in the middle and “now you may speak” near the bottom, followed by “Nevermind, I need a refill.” Consider it a public service.
- I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Women’s Tank Top to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Women’s Tank Top
$29.95An honest declaration of what is actually on offer. Take the comment; there is no advice coming.
- I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Unisex T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Unisex T-Shirt
$26.95The same honest offer in a different cut. Advice remains unavailable; sarcasm is fully stocked.
- This Tequila Tastes Like I’m Not Going To Work Tomorrow T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

This Tequila Tastes Like I’m Not Going To Work Tomorrow T-Shirt
$25.95Tequila’s version of the very same forecast. Rarely wrong.

April Fools’ Day Baby One Piece
$33.00For a baby born on the one day nobody believes you. The joke writes itself and then lasts a lifetime.

BOSS Mode Mug
From $21.00For the person who runs the meeting and the group chat. Switch it on before the 9am.

Don’t Worry Laundry. No One Is Doing Me Either T-Shirt
From $21.50Solidarity with the pile in the corner. Neither of you is getting any attention this weekend.

Tacos yes, You, Maybe T-Shirt
$24.95A ranking, clearly communicated. The tacos were never in question.

Trouble Maker – Since Day 01 T-Shirt
From $29.95A lifetime commitment, dated from birth. No reform is currently planned.

Coffee In One Hand. Confidence In The Other T-Shirt
From $29.95The two-handed approach to a difficult morning. One of them is doing considerably more work.

Coffee Completes Me T-Shirt
From $24.95A romantic declaration aimed squarely at a beverage. Nobody who owns this is joking.

May Your Coffee Kick In Before Reality Does – Coffee Mug
From $21.00A genuine blessing, sincerely offered. Some mornings it is a race, and the coffee needs a head start.

Instant Nice Person… Just Add Coffee Mug
From $21.00Directions on the side, results not guaranteed before cup two. Honest advertising for a difficult morning.

I Must Go – My GYM Needs Me T-Shirt
From $27.95An exit line borrowed from a superhero, delivered on the way to a squat rack.
- UNSTOPPABLE Women’s Crop Tee – Motivational Workout Top, Inspirational Gym Gift to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

UNSTOPPABLE Women’s Crop Tee – Motivational Workout Top, Inspirational Gym Gift
$35.95One word, no hedging. For the person who has already decided how the day is going.

Unstoppable Leggings
$64.95The same declaration, built for actually moving. Wear them somewhere it gets tested.

Me? Sarcastic? Never. T-Shirt
From $28.50Three sentences, all of them lying. The delivery is the entire joke.

My Last Shirt Before Laundry Day T-Shirt
$29.95The bottom of the drawer, announced publicly. Everyone has worn this shirt; few will admit it.
- Funny Single T-Shirt – ‘Stress Is Gone, Life’s Easier’ Sarcastic Singles Life Tee to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Single T-Shirt – ‘Stress Is Gone, Life’s Easier’ Sarcastic Singles Life Tee
From $29.95Relationship status worn without apology. Saves someone the trouble of asking.
- Created With Love Hoodie – Cute Cozy Graphic Hoodie, Sweet Gift for Her to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Created With Love Hoodie – Cute Cozy Graphic Hoodie, Sweet Gift for Her
$49.95Soft, simple and sincere, with no punchline attached. For someone who would rather be warm than roasted.

Created with Love T-Shirt
$24.95The lighter version of the same sentiment. Sincerity, in a catalogue that mostly refuses it.

Stop Right There, I Already Don’t Give A Fk T-Shirt
From $29.95A boundary set before the sentence has finished starting. Efficient, if not especially diplomatic.
