Funny Gifts for Her: 15 Picks She’ll Actually Wear (and Use)
She told you what she wanted. It was in July, in passing, while you were looking at your phone. You did not write it down. That is fine. We have planned for this.
These are funny gifts for her that we actually make: shirts, hoodies, tanks and mugs with jokes she will get in about half a second, sorted by the kind of woman you are shopping for. Girlfriend, wife, mom, sister or the best friend who has opinions about everything, there is something here she will use without it ending up in the regift drawer. Everything is printed to order, and every product page lists its sizes and colours.
1. For the Girlfriend or Wife
The woman who already has everything, including a running list of things you forgot.
Best Girlfriend Ever T-Shirt
“Best Girlfriend Ever” in gold lettering, stated as a fact rather than a compliment. Pairs with our Best Boyfriend Ever tee if you are the matching type. S to 5XL in black, natural, navy or white.
I Like You a Latte Women’s Hoodie
A little teacup and a coffee pun on the chest. Sweet rather than sharp, which is rare around here, and warm enough for actual winter. S to 2XL in black or white.
Queen of Hearts Women’s Hoodie
Just a small Q and a red heart, like a playing card. For the woman who runs the household and would like it on the record. S to 2XL in black or white.
Christmas Gift Idea for Babe Women’s T-Shirt
A Christmas gift tag addressed “For: Babe!”, printed right on the shirt. For the partner who is easy to shop for and still somehow gets left until the 23rd. S to 2XL in black, red or kelly green.
2. For the Coffee-Dependent
Do not speak to her before the first cup. Speak carefully during the second.
Coffee In One Hand, Confidence In The Other T-Shirt
Bold lettering with a coffee cup and a winking face standing in for the O’s. One hand is doing considerably more work than the other. Unisex, S to 3XL.
Best Mom Ever Coffee Mug
“Best MOM Ever” in pink, with a smiley face wearing a tiny crown. The title she has earned, on the thing she actually reaches for every morning. 11, 15 or 20 oz.
Not a Hugger Cactus Mug
A cactus with a boundary, and the words to back it up. For plant people, introverts and anyone who would rather you waved from over there. 11 or 15 oz.
More caffeine-based ideas in our funny gifts for coffee lovers guide.
3. For the Sarcastic One
She is not being rude. She is being accurate. There is a difference and she will explain it.
Oh. Did I Offend You by Being Awesome? Women’s T-Shirt
A small, polite apology that is not one at all. Fitted women’s cut, S to 2XL in seven colours, from black and navy to hot pink.
I’m Not Great at Advice. Can I Interest You in a Sarcastic Comment? Tank
An honest description of what is on offer. The advice is not coming. Racerback tank, XS to L.
I’m on the Naughty List Women’s T-Shirt
A tiny elf and a cheerful confession. Claimed with pride rather than admitted. S to 2XL in black, kelly green or white.
Want something sharper? See our funny sarcastic shirts and sarcastic shirts for women.
4. For the One Who Needs a Day Off
She has been the responsible one all year. This is her permission slip.
I Can’t Adult Today Women’s Tank
Three lines of gold lettering and zero responsibilities. For the Saturday after a very long week. Racerback, XS to XL in four colours.
Cats, Naps and Snacks T-Shirt
The full itinerary for a perfect day, and nothing else is planned. For cat people. Unisex, S to 4XL in five colours including lilac and mauve.
Grumpy Christmas Cat Mug
A cat in a Santa hat who did not agree to any of this. Captures the mood of anyone hosting the whole family in December. 11 or 15 oz.
5. For the Quiet Overachiever
She will not brag. The shirt will do it for her.
UNSTOPPABLE Women’s Crop Tee
One word across the chest, with “the power of determination” underneath. For the gym bag, or for a Monday. XS to L.
Undercover Nerd Women’s T-Shirt
Quiet pride in knowing far too much about one specific thing. The cover was never very convincing. S to XL.
Quick Picks by Who You Are Shopping For
- Girlfriend or wife: the Best Girlfriend Ever tee or the I Like You a Latte hoodie.
- Mom: the Best Mom Ever mug or Cats, Naps and Snacks. For more, see our funny Mother’s Day gifts.
- Sister or best friend: Did I Offend You by Being Awesome? or the sarcastic comment tank.
- A coworker: the Not a Hugger mug, plus more in our funny gifts for coworkers guide.
- Christmas morning: the For: Babe! tee, the Naughty List tee or the Grumpy Christmas Cat mug.
Funny Gifts for Her: Questions, Answered
What is a good funny gift for a woman who has everything?
Something she will use, with a joke she relates to. A hoodie for cold mornings or a mug for her first coffee gets used every day; a novelty gadget gets used once. Pick the line that sounds like something she would actually say.
Are these OK to give in front of family?
All 15 are swear-free. The sarcastic picks are cheeky rather than rude, and the hoodies, mugs and Best Girlfriend Ever tee are safe anywhere, including at your mother-in-law’s.
Are the shirts women’s fit or unisex?
Both. The tanks, crop tee and most women’s tees are fitted women’s cuts; Best Girlfriend Ever, Coffee in One Hand and Cats, Naps and Snacks are unisex. Size ranges differ by design, so check the size chart on each product page.
What sizes do the mugs come in?
All three are ceramic. The Not a Hugger and Grumpy Christmas Cat mugs come in 11 oz or 15 oz; Best Mom Ever also comes in 20 oz.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Everything is printed to order, so allow time for printing before it ships. Shipping options and timing are shown at checkout. If you have a date in mind, order in early December rather than late.
More Funny Gift Guides
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