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• Pho-Sho Noodle Shirts, Sarcastic Pho Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Pho-Sho Noodle Shirts, Sarcastic Pho Shirt

  From $27.50

  Yes to noodles, always, without hesitation. The pun is load-bearing.

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• Meowy Christmas Cats Holiday Mug to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Meowy Christmas Cats Holiday Mug

  From $24.50

  The pun was right there and we took it. For cat people who decorate the tree knowing full well what happens next.

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• Its Fine I’m Fine Everything Is Fine T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Its Fine I’m Fine Everything Is Fine T-Shirt

  From $29.00

  Repeated until believed. The wearable equivalent of a long, slow breath.

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• Holiday Christmas Gifts and Snow Flakes Yoga Leggings to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Holiday Christmas Gifts and Snow Flakes Yoga Leggings

  $64.95

  Festive from the waist down and comfortable throughout. December’s most forgiving garment.

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• Christmas Gift Idea For Babe Women’s t-shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Christmas Gift Idea For Babe Women’s t-shirt

  From $29.95

  For the partner who is genuinely easy to shop for and still gets left until the 23rd.

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• Tangled Christmas Lights Yoga Leggings to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Tangled Christmas Lights Yoga Leggings

  $64.95

  The most accurate depiction of December ever printed on legwear. We have all been there.

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• Nice Until Proven Naughty Christmas T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Nice Until Proven Naughty Christmas T-Shirt

  $39.95

  The presumption of innocence, holiday edition. Standards apply until roughly the second drink.

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• I do it for the Ho’s t-shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  I do it for the Ho’s t-shirt

  From $24.95

  The Santa pun everyone thinks of and almost nobody commits to. Reserved for a very specific office party.

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• Happy Purge T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Happy Purge T-Shirt

  From $33.95

  Dark, deadpan, and legible across a dim room. The lazy Halloween costume that still counts.

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• Purge Face T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Purge Face T-Shirt

  From $33.95

  The graphic version, for when the reference should carry the entire outfit. No further effort required.

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• Happy Purge Hoodie to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Happy Purge Hoodie

  From $44.95

  The same joke, built for standing outside in late October. Warmth and menace in equal measure.

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• Halloween Smiles T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Halloween Smiles T-Shirt

  From $33.95

  Cheerful until you look at it properly. Festive enough for the office, odd enough to be worth wearing.

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• You Had Me at. I Hate Everyone T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  You Had Me at. I Hate Everyone T-Shirt

  From $22.95

  The fastest possible route to knowing you will get along. Misanthropy as a love language.

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• I didn’t fall I attacked the floor T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  I didn’t fall I attacked the floor T-Shirt

  $33.95

  Reframing a clumsy moment as a tactical decision. Nobody else has to know.

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• Undercover Nerd Women’s Racerback Tank to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Undercover Nerd Women’s Racerback Tank

  From $29.95

  The secret is out, but only to people standing close enough to read it. Quiet pride in specialist knowledge.

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• This Vodka Tastes Like I’m Not Going To Work Tomorrow T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  This Vodka Tastes Like I’m Not Going To Work Tomorrow T-Shirt

  From $25.95

  A prediction disguised as a tasting note. Historically accurate.

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• That Smile T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  That Smile T-Shirt

  $33.95

  Simple, warm, and the least complicated thing in the catalogue. Sometimes that is the entire point.

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• When Someone Tells Me I look familiar, I tell them, “I do porn.” T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  When Someone Tells Me I look familiar, I tell them, “I do porn.” T-Shirt

  $33.95

  A conversation ender with no survivors. Wear it somewhere you will not have to explain yourself.

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• X Eyes with a Wink Smiley Face T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  X Eyes with a Wink Smiley Face T-Shirt

  $33.95

  Cheerful and slightly unwell, which describes most people by Wednesday. Reads well from a distance.

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• You Can All Come Out Now… I’ve Had My Coffee T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  You Can All Come Out Now… I’ve Had My Coffee T-Shirt

  From $26.95

  The all-clear siren. Household members may now resume normal activity.

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• In my defense, I was left unsupervised T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  In my defense, I was left unsupervised T-Shirt

  From $26.95

  The universal explanation. Covers everything from the haircut to the purchase history.

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• I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Women’s Tank Top to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Women’s Tank Top

  $29.95

  An honest declaration of what is actually on offer. Take the comment; there is no advice coming.

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• I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Unisex T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Unisex T-Shirt

  $26.95

  The same honest offer in a different cut. Advice remains unavailable; sarcasm is fully stocked.

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• This Tequila Tastes Like I’m Not Going To Work Tomorrow T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  This Tequila Tastes Like I’m Not Going To Work Tomorrow T-Shirt

  $25.95

  Tequila’s version of the very same forecast. Rarely wrong.

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• Don’t Worry Laundry. No One Is Doing Me Either T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Don’t Worry Laundry. No One Is Doing Me Either T-Shirt

  From $21.50

  Solidarity with the pile in the corner. Neither of you is getting any attention this weekend.

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• Tacos yes, You, Maybe T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Tacos yes, You, Maybe T-Shirt

  $24.95

  A ranking, clearly communicated. The tacos were never in question.

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• Trouble Maker – Since Day 01 T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Trouble Maker – Since Day 01 T-Shirt

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  A lifetime commitment, dated from birth. No reform is currently planned.

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• Coffee In One Hand. Confidence In The Other T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Coffee In One Hand. Confidence In The Other T-Shirt

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  The two-handed approach to a difficult morning. One of them is doing considerably more work.

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• Coffee Completes Me T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  Coffee Completes Me T-Shirt

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  A romantic declaration aimed squarely at a beverage. Nobody who owns this is joking.

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• I Must Go – My GYM Needs Me T-Shirt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
  

  I Must Go – My GYM Needs Me T-Shirt

  From $27.95

  An exit line borrowed from a superhero, delivered on the way to a squat rack.

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